I Would Rather Have My Ballsack Stapled To The Floor

I hope i dont have to pee for awhile.

I would rather have my ballsack stapled to the floor.

Original poster 4 points 1 year ago. 11 points 1 year ago. Had it been plywood it would have came up. Jesus christ the pain just from reading this.

I m laying 1 2 inch 5 wide hand scraped. I ve said it before and i ll say it again. During my vasectomy the doc had apparently not quite hit the right spot with the nerve blocker. I finally began using the gun.

The pain was unimaginable. I m in so much pain right now it s not even funny. This is a house we built for her back in 2000. Hopefully using the staple down method will be easier.

I d rather have my tongue beaten waifer thin and then stapled to the ground with a croqet hoop from rik mayal. I d rather stick my genitals in a bees nest. The finish carp we used then stapled down the 1 2 particleboard with 1 4 crown staples and glued it with construction adhesive. That stuff is grim burns too hot and tastes like you ve sucked the fart out of a constipated swan.

Licking the seam of the scrotum there are so many nerve. 14 points 1 year ago. I would rather have may ball sack stapled to the floor whilst being buggered by a gnome wearing a barbed wire condom than smoke that stuff. I used glue to do my walk in closet and it was so messy and tiresome but the floor came out beautifully.

Sir it s all over the trenches. And spin like a ceiling fan. I would rather eat the lint off the floor i would rather eat glass than. Consequently when he went to pull my left vas deferens through the tiny hole in my balzac i sat up out of a drug induced unconsciousness and threatened to break his nose if he ever did that again.

Well mop it up. Blackadder has just sent baldrick to clean out the latrines and when he returns a massive cheer is heard outside baldrick. I have friends who swear by the figure eight move in which you circle your tongue in and around the two balls creating a swirling motion. I was that poor guy.

So after losing a 3 year long bet on to see who would get laid first by a black woman with an asian name i was forced to staple my dick to the computerdesk. I d rather staple his ballsack to the ceiling that ogre who dips doritos in strawberry yogurt level 1. Rather than chance spending money on a new floor only to find the problem unsolved we decided to take his advice and remove the old floor altogether. My brother and i ripped out the underlayment in my aunt s kitchen so she could get hardwood installed.